hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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