College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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