I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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