He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
This is the high leading the old right now
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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