Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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