You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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