Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The Olympian is in my bed
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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