How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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