im gay
i know
yea but for you.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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