Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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