Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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