But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize