Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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