Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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