this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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