i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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