Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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