Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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