rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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