Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Small penises have feelings too.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize