Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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