can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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