You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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