TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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