I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Randomize
