the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
