Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I am one with the molecules
How does it feel to date your dad?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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