Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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