I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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