In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
