did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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