it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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