I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No I am not eating basil off your cock
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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