i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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