He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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