everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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