yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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