Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The air was thick with penises
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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