; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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