There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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