ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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