I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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