I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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