what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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