READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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