She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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