I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
