Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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