he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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