Kareoke will never be a sober sport
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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