ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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