I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
how does that bad decision feel?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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