I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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