just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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