What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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