i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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