Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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