last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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